Can Kim Jong Un Management The Climate? North Korea’s State-Run Media Says So

In uncommon free moments, when Kim Jong Un is not calling President Donald Trump a dotard, launching ballistic missiles into the Sea of Japan or partaking normally dictatoring, he apparently goes on leisurely mountain hikes and flexes his never-before-reported superpower: controlling the climate.

The case for the North Korean chief’s cameo position in a brand new X-Males film got here throughout a brisk two-mile stroll up snowy Mount Paektu per week or so in the past, as reported by the state-controlled Korean Central Information Company.

The 9,000-foot mountain is generally a wintry mess in December, in line with the information company, however throughout Kim’s go to, it was a “marvelous scene with glee on the reappearance of its nice grasp.” When Kim ascended to the highest, the mountain confirmed “positive climate unprecedented.”

It was clearly an homage to Kim, KCNA reported, the person “who controls the character.”

The positive climate was fortuitous, as footage confirmed Kim made the arduous trek up the mountain in gown slacks and glossy leather-based sneakers.

After all, it ought to be stated that KCNA and different state-sponsored media are identified for making all kinds of claims about North Korea’s leaders. Amongst them:

– Kim Jong Un and Korean scientists formulated a miracle drug, in line with Newsweek – a mixture of ginseng and “uncommon earth parts” that, with one injection, can remedy or deal with AIDS, Ebola, many cancers, coronary heart illness, impotence, the widespread chilly, “hurt from use of computer systems,” epilepsy, all types of hepatitis, venereal illness and ageing. It additionally, for some motive, renders its customers “anti-radioactive.”

– Kim Jong Un may drive at age three and was a aggressive sailor at age 9.

– Kim Jong Un and North Korean archaeologists additionally discovered a unicorn’s lair, or no less than “lately reconfirmed” the situation of unicorns ridden by the traditional Korean King Tongmyong, in line with the Guardian. If persons are distrustful of the invention, it has an oblong rock in entrance that reads: “Unicorn Lair.”

– Korean information businesses reported that Kim’s father, Kim Jong Il, realized to stroll at three weeks previous and as soon as shot a spherical of golf that included 11 holes-in-one.

– Individuals stunned by his greatness ought to solely bear in mind the day he was born, when a double rainbow instantly appeared within the sky.

– Additionally, Kim Jong Il may management the climate, too.

These claims couldn’t be independently corroborated on Monday.

It isn’t unusual for nations to need to present their leaders in a optimistic gentle. Ugly official portrayals of U.S. presidents are uncommon, though there are at all times exceptions.

And as The Washington Put up reported in August, Hasbro may virtually make a sequence of motion figures primarily based on the assorted glowing iterations of Russian President Vladimir Putin: Hold-Gliding Putin, Judo Grasp Putin, Traditional Horseback Putin, Fighter Pilot Putin and, in fact, Putin’s tiger cub Mashenka.

However North Korea seems to be taking a lesson from the traditional Egyptians, basically deifying the chief of their nation.

“His eyes mirrored the sturdy beams of the gifted nice individual seeing within the majestic spirit of Mount Paektu the looks of a strong socialist nation which dynamically advances filled with vigor with out vacillation at any raving soiled wind on the planet,” the article about Kim Jong Un’s ascent up Mount Paektu learn.

And whereas standing atop the sacred mountain, the supreme chief of the Democratic Individuals’s Republic of Korea, in full management of the wind and the snow and the clouds, selected to make a number of declarations, in line with the article.

Maybe, he stated, they need to think about sprucing up the guests’ middle.

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